I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. ~James H. Boren
Sunday, February 28, 2010
BRUSH YOUR TEETH,PLEASE.......
It had been a while since the children of the village played a trick on Pak Him.
One day as Pak Him was conducting his usual classes in Qur'an reading and moral behavior,some of his students in the back row began to snicker.Pak Him knew they were hatching a mischievous plan,but he continued teaching as though he was none the wiser.Towards the end of class Pak Him asked the students if they had any questions.
Seeing that this was an opportunity,one of the miscreants at the back of the class raised his hand."O teacher,would it be in conformity with the Islamic principles of good behavior if one were to eat in the bathroom?".The student who had asked the question knew that it was not,but he wanted to show his friends that he was able to confound the clever teacher.
Pak Him smiled wryly and answered,"Of course you may eat in the bathroom my boy,but brush your teeth before you come out or people may think you were eating sh#t."
EH!WAT YU TALKING????????
THE TALISMAN
One day,Pak Pandir lost his talisman.He searched high and low but could nof find it.So,he left his house and began to search for the talisman by the road in front of his home.Passers-by looked towards him quizzically.One finally summoned the courage to ask what he was doing."Pak Pandir,what are you doing?""I've lost my talisman at home,and now I am looking for it." the man asked."I was,"replied Pak Pandir,"but the house became dark and I couldn't see anything.For that reason,I decided to look for my talisman here,outside,where I can see by the streetlight"
Friday, February 26, 2010
Hari Keluarga PPIPUM-09
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Dental & Medical Checkup at Kuang 08/09
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